Western comedian Dale Brisby breaks down how easy it is to go from super puncher to ranch bronc rider, all in the name of lookin’ cool, and it’s cool to be cowboy.
In his latest video, self-proclaimed super puncher Dale Brisby and “the coolest of all cowboys,” lists what it takes to go from the pasture to the rodeo arena to become a ranch bronc rider.
“Look, you’re already a cowboy, and I’m here to teach you how to be a cool one,” he begins. “To be the coolest one in your circles, you enter the ranch bronc riding.”
Here are three things you need when you enter:
1. An unkempt shirt: “You need shirt that comes untucked either before or after you ride.” Because what looks cooler than trying to NOT look cool?
2. A watch: “Even though you only need to get [to the rodeo] 30 seconds before to saddle your horse, you should get there hours before.” Arriving early leaves plenty of time to look busy and important, despite the fact that you don’t have any actual responsibilities.
3. An attitude: If you see something that doesn’t look right, call it like you see it. It doesn’t matter if it’s right or wrong—just remember it’s all in the delivery:
“Whatcha’ doing back there?” you say to the dude hovering over your bronc.
“I’m your flank man!” says the brazen kid, as if he knows what he’s talking about.
No matter if you stick it for eight seconds or not, keep your chin up and confidence high.
“You’re going to buck-off anyway, so if you can be confident and blame it on the horse or the pick-up man or the stock contractor, as long as you still look confident you have a chance at still looking cool.”
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